sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

Omg i remember this

tyrantisterror:

yukonthunderclutch:

mervall:

pandorasvoidstar:

damgiftshop:

mervall:

The adventures of young Boneparte

Look at my friends baby skeleton. I hope he drinks lots of milk so when he’s drafted into the skeleton war he’s prepared for battle.

HES SO FUCKING CUTE

look what you did you embarassed him:

boneparteblushuuuu

(skeleton war reference)

GIVE ME YOUR SKELETON

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

claireisrad:

huntreskates:

THIS IS SO SICK


#first

claireisrad:

huntreskates:

THIS IS SO SICK

#first

blackraven56:

hiimanotaku:

mewtripled:

this happened to me in class on monday

Something very close happend to me last week. It was camcer awareness day so I wore a pink sweatshirt, and my friend was almost in tears!!

Every time I wear a new color…My mother almost had a mental break down because I wore a white shirt to school instead of blue and black.