"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
Omg i remember this
The adventures of young Boneparte
Look at my friends baby skeleton. I hope he drinks lots of milk so when he’s drafted into the skeleton war he’s prepared for battle.
HES SO FUCKING CUTE
look what you did you embarassed him:
(skeleton war reference)
GIVE ME YOUR SKELETON
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
this happened to me in class on monday
Something very close happend to me last week. It was camcer awareness day so I wore a pink sweatshirt, and my friend was almost in tears!!
Every time I wear a new color…My mother almost had a mental break down because I wore a white shirt to school instead of blue and black.